STUPIDITY: A Man Almost Loses Penis Having Sex With A Bench (photo and video)
Thursday, May 03, 2012Omoba
According to Weird
Asian News, Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a
disturbing call in the middle of the night from Xing, a 41 year-old man, who
was in trouble.
The dumb ass man had apparently thought it would be fun to have
sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park just to kill his
konji.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to
attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he
was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had
been stuck for some time.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of
the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that
they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian
attached, to the hospital.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his
bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour
longer, they would have had to remove his penis. SMH.
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